Best 50 Funny Jokes About Bakers You Will Love
We are most ecstatic about three things in this world: baking and devouring cake, and giggling ourselves to the point of abdominal pain. The cake could theoretically also be the cause of the stomach discomfort. Regardless of the underlying cause of our stomach troubles, we are certain that a hearty laugh at these baking jokes will help us feel better.
This humorous culinary remark truly takes the cake. Is the icing being applied a bit too thickly? Clearly, a salutation resembling that of Paul Hollywood is not possible; therefore, this is the best that we have. Enjoy yourself while eating, and remember to save us the largest slice.
Hilarious Bakers Jokes and Puns
When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
No matter how life knocks you down, you rise again.
I just burned 2,000 calories in a few hours; that’s the last time I take a nap while baking brownies.
I just took a baking class. The final was a piece of cake.
I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread; sometimes they just knead it.
Bread is like the sun; it rises in the east and sets in the waist.
Do you even sift bro?
Bake me up before you dough dough.
I thought of a good pun earlier, but now it’s scone.
It’s best not to make plans with croissants; they tend to be pretty flaky.
What’s a bakers favorite joke? A cinnamon pun.
What do you give a baker on Valentine’s Day? Flours.
What did the sad baker say when his bread was complimented? Thanks, I kneaded that.
Why was the baker so scared? He found himself in a loaf or death situation.
How do bakers share their professional secrets? Purely on a knead to know basis.
How do you spot a radical baker? They’re always going against the grain.
Why couldn’t the baker get to his bagels? Because they had lox on them.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
What is the baker’s favorite book? The Game of Scones.
What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?!
What’s a balanced diet? A slice of cake in each hand.
Why did the baker get arrested? Excessive salt in batter.
Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.
What does an aspiring young witch baker use to make cookies? An Easy Bake Coven.
Why was the cake baker unsuccessful? His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties.
What did the baker say when she was asked for a special pie? No problem, I can make it pie-fect.
Why did the baker decide to quit his job at the bakery? He just wasn’t making enough dough.
Why was the baker’s assistant fired? He was loafing around.
A baker bakes 71,321 baguettes in a year and sells each for $8.75. What does he make? Bread.
What kind of shoes do bakers wear? Loafers.
What is a baker’s favorite musical instrument? Drums, because they already have the breadsticks.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples instead.
What do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens? Many varieties of flours.
What did the German baker say when he met his friend? Gluten tag.
Why was the baker so grumpy? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
What does a baker with a cold bake? Coughee cake.
What did the bailiff say when the judge entered the courtroom for the bread baker’s trial? All rise.
What do you give a baker on Valentine’s Day? Flours.
What kind of shoes do bakers wear? Loafers.
Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough.
What do bakers tell their children at night? Breadtime stories.
Why did the baker stop making donuts? Because he got tired of the hole thing.
I heard the baker’s parents were also bakers. You could say he was bread for the job.
What do bakers play at their lunch break? Tic Tac Dough.
Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough.
Why did the baker mix in his flour slowly instead of doing it quickly? He didn’t want to whisk it.
Why did the baker quit his job at the cookie factory? Because it was a crumby place to work.
How did the baker know somebody put salt in his chocolate pie? The proof was in the pudding.
Why wasn’t the baker asked to join the golf team? He was a well known slicer.
What do you call a French baker’s favorite flower? Croissant-hemum.
What did the Italian baker say to the paramedics after the mafia broke his knees with a pan? Pan-knee-knee.
What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies? Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie.
Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery? He accidentally deleted all of his cookies.
