60+ Corny Christmas Jokes To Make Your Day
An even amidst the most arduous periods of the year, these Corny Christmas jokes have the power to elicit laughter from all individuals. Who wouldn’t find amusement in a one-liner describing the manner in which a gingerbread man makes his bed? (With the inclusion of a cookie tray, should you be curious!) And the image of Santa cruising down the interstate on a Harley Davidson motorcycle is impossible to avoid laughing at.
Best Corny Christmas Jokes One Liner
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!
What did Santa say when he stepped in a puddle? It looks like it reindeer.
What’s Santa’s favorite type of potato chip? Kringles!
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Snow!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? Because they always drop their needles!
How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineApple!
Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler.
What’s the most popular Christmas w(h)ine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Why did Frosty’s wife ask for a divorce? He was a total flake.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat? A broken drum.
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”
What’s the best thing to put in your Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pine-apple!
What do you call it when Santa takes a break? A Santa Pause.
How can you tell when Santa is around? He always makes his presents known!
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Geome-tree!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house!
What says “Oh, Oh, Oh” and wears a big red suit? Santa walking backwards!
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open ’til Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open your gift!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas present!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye help me untangle my Christmas lights?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again, will you let me in?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Murray. Murray who? Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Claus. Claus who? Claus I can’t wait any longer!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas!
How does Santa take photos? With a Pole-aroid camera, of course.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
Who’s Santa Claus’s favorite pop star? It’s Beyon-sleigh.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she saw this year’s Christmas tree? You could spruce it up a little!
Where does Santa always stay when he goes on any vacation? At the ho-ho-ho-tel.
What happens when you combine Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.
What does Santa say when he gets ill? Oh oh no.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer!
What’s red, white, and green? Santa Claus when he’s travel sick!
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for your elf!
What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
