60 Best Ear Puns and Jokes That You Will Love

Do you suffer from any form of hearing impairment? Do you encounter any challenges in maintaining clear comprehension of another individual’s conversation? Our compilation of the funniest ear puns will provide the necessary hearing aides, so have no fear. You will develop a greater capacity for attentiveness and amusement as you progress through the collection of aural puns that we have composed for you.

Ear Puns One Liner

You should learn to become a warrior, not wor-ear (worrier).

Let’s shift the g-ear to the maximum and win the race.

There is nothing hol-ear (holier) than the blessings of Jesus.

Don’t ear (tear) this document, it is still valuable.

I don’t know where he disapp-ear-ed out of the blue.

I’m all ears, tell me your jokes!

Ear today, gone tomorrow.

What did the left ear say to the right ear? I just wanted to let you know that I’m all ears!

I didn’t hear what you said, but it sounds ear-responsible.

I don’t trust people who have pierced ears, they’re always up to something.

I am the pion-ear of this ground breaking technology.

I can’t afford to miss the prem-ear (premier) show of my favorite upcoming movie.

Look at that ear(deer)! Isn’t he beautiful?

If I am not wrong, sph-ear (sphere) has the minimum surface volume out of all geometrical shapes.

This concept is still uncl-ear to me.

I want to focus only on my car-ear and nothing else.

Can you ear (hear) me?

Why ear (fear) when I am here?

You are d-ear-er to me more than anything else.

Let’s ch-ear for our home team!

No matter what, I’ll always be th-ear (there) for you.

My first and last love is ear(beer).

The sh-ear(sheer) weight of and elephant can crush anything.

I don’t want to stop ear (here). I want to go farther.

Which instrument ears love to play the most? Ear drums.

You have to come ear(near) to grab my hands.

Ear-ly to bed and ear-ly to rise.

It was music to my ears when I finally found a good pun on ear jokes.

Ears to hoping we’ll hear more puns like this!

That joke really struck a chord with my ears.

Can you tell me which ear (year) it is?

I find his behaviour quite qu-ear(queer) last night.

You hit the lottery simply means you are luck-ear than everyone else.

Amb-ear heard lost the divorce alimony case against Johnny Depp.

I will continue to love you till ear-ternity.

When you talk, I am all ears for you.

I am super afraid of ears (bears).

I wish you a joyful and hopeful happy new ear!

Not all the bact-ear-ias are harmful!

My uncle is on the post of Brigad-ear in the army.

I can’t lift heavy boxes. You better bring a car-ear (carrier).

I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard that hilarious pun!

Give me a minute to clean my EARS, I can’t hear you over the wax.

Ear Jokes

Did you hear about that ear that got divorced? It was tired of hearing the same old things.

Why did the ear go to the doctor? It had an inner earfection.

What did one ear say to the other? Don’t worry, we’ll get through this to-gather.

What did the left ear say to the right ear? We make a great pear.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.

What did one ear say to the other after a hearing test? It sounds like we’re in treble.

Did you hear about the ear that got in trouble with the law? It was charged with eavesdropping.

Why was the therapist always looking into people’s ears? She was trying to give sound advice.

Why don’t ears like to go on roller coasters? They fear the drops.

What do you call an ear that can’t hear? A jelly’d ear.

What do you get when you cross an ear and a fridge? Cool ears.

What do pirates and ears have in common? They both hear with an arrrrr.

Why did the ear celebrate? It finally made it to the big leagues and was named an auricle.

What do you call a magical ear? A hEARsayer.

What did the ear say to the eyeball? You’re irisistible.

What do you call a doctor who only treats ears? An otolaryngolo-gist.

Why did the ear’s phone go straight to voicemail? It was feeling a little disconnected.

What do you call an ear that likes to party? An auralite.

Why couldn’t the ear hear the joke? It was too corny.

What do you call an ear with an attitude? A cauli-flower ear.

Why did the ear cross the road? To get to the other (auditory) canal.