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Best 45 Hilarious Farm Jokes and Puns

Best 45 Hilarious Farm Jokes and Puns

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Food has an origin from some location. We refer to that area as “the ground,” which has been nurturingly tended to by an expert farmer and is bathed in the sun. While it is possible to survive without new shoes and clothing, operate computers and travel without vehicles, food is an essential necessity for survival. Professional farmers engage in manual labor to accomplish tasks such as sowing, harvesting, tending to seedlings and animals, and posting on computers.

Farmer wit is also present. Those individuals who have begun planting and subsisting on the land amass amusing anecdotes, puns, and giggles for the benefit of both farmers and non-farmers. A momentary chuckle is sometimes all that is required to get us through the day, month, or year when everything becomes chaotic.

Funny Farm Jokes Questions

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

What do you call cows grazing a pot farm? The steaks have never been higher.

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.

What is a happy farmer’s favorite candy? A Jolly Rancher.

How was the Doritos farm? It was a cool ranch.

Why did the cops arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar? He wanted sweet and sour pork.

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen? “There’s more there than meets the sty.”

What type of horses only go out at night? Nightmares.

Why did the lamb call the police? Because he’d been fleeced.

Why did one fail in chicken farming? Not sure if they buried it too deep, or too far apart.

Why did the father tell his son to stop pretending to be a farm animal? He was sick of him horsing around.

How do you know your marriage is slowly turning into a melon farm? When you start hearing Honeydew this, Honeydew that.

What is the dog on the farm called? It is called a corn dog.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why were the baby strawberries crying? Their ma and pa were in a jam.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.

Why was the farmer who started farming crows arrested? They charged him with attempted murder.

What is similar between farms and dad jokes? The cornier the better.

Where do cows and pigs work? At a Farm-acy.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.

What do you call a cow with no calf? Decaffeinated.

What’s the best thing about an ant farm with 9 ants? One more and you’ll have to start collecting rent.

What’s a potatoes least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat? A ‘Hootinanny.’

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? You’re a fungi.

What should the farmer say to the cow when it comes in his way? Mooooove.

How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.

What do you call when someone died making butter on his farm? It was a really unfortunate churn of events.

What’s the best part of farming? Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

Where do horses go when they’re sick? To the horsepital.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

What kind of things does a farmer get to make crop circles with? A pro tractor.

What does the farmer refer to his next-door horse as? His neigh-bor.

What do you call it when you move the modem to the barn due to poor network on the farm? Now you have stable Wi-Fi.

What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog.

Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission, and wooden work.

Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle.

What’s a potatoes least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead.

Where do farmer’s kids go to grow up? The kinder garden.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Why do cows like being told farmer jokes? Because they like being amoosed.

What did the farmer say when the river flooded his farm? Dam it.