35 Funny Pear Puns and Jokes for Pear Lovers
Need a nice thing to tell your honeydew? Perhaps your pal isn’t in the best of moods right now and could use some encouragement. We compiled 35 fruit puns to make you laugh since everyone loves a good fruit joke. Inserting a fruit pun into your speech is a great way to lighten the mood, sneak a kiss, or creatively express gratitude. These fruit puns are sure to put a smile on anyone’s face and would be perfect for a perfect text message or a charming lunchbox note.
Pear Puns One Liner
You’re grape
You are cherry sweet
You’re plum-perfect
No fig deal, you got this!
Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown
You’re pear-fect
Squeeze the day
Don’t worry, just let it mango
You’re hard core
Kiwi be friends?
It takes two to mango
You’re my main squeeze
Orange you glad we’re friends?
I’m grapeful for our friendship
You’re a peach
You’re one in a melon
Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes
You’ve got a peach of my heart
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
You are juice the cutest
You hold the kiwi to my heart
I miss you berry much
Honeydew you know how happy you make me?
I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
Pear Jokes Questions
Why was the pear looking in the mirror? It wanted to see its pearspective.
Why did the pear get a bad grade on its test? Because it was pear-forming poorly.
Why was the pear feeling anxious? Because it was about to pear-form.
What do Noah and a tin can have in common? They both preserve pears.
What did the vegetable couple say to the fruit couple? You two make a nice pear.
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together? It’s good to be a pair.
Why was the pear always on edge? Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear? Finding half a worm.
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game? We make a great pear.
Why didn’t the pear and the banana get married? Because fruit cantaloupe.
Why was the pear worried? Because it was feeling pear-plexed.
Who is an apple’s favorite pop singer? Katy Peary.
