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15 Hilarious Henway Jokes That You Will Love

15 Hilarious Henway Jokes That You Will Love

Jokes that use words that do not exist are called henways or pun traps. They’re participatory jokes that rely on the recipient asking, “What is so-and-so?” to activate.

These jokes are sure to make most people laugh because they are silly and cheerful. My favorite henway jokes are here.

Funny Henway Jokes Questions

Dude, there’s a huge henway sale at the store today! What’s on sale? A henway.

What’s a henway? About four and a half pounds.

Ugh, it smells like updog in here. What’s updog? Nothing much, what are you up to?

A couple of days ago I was carrying groceries in, and had a tough time juggling the eggs, bread, and the henway. What’s a henway? Roughly three pounds.

Oh my god, there’s a henway on your back! What’s a henway? Four or five pounds.

What’s the difference between a matador and a materlove? What’s a materlove? Nothing, thanks for asking though!

I just got back from the doctor. They said I’ve got snew in my blood. What’s snew? Nothing much, what’s new with you?

Man, I’m craving a beesay. What’s a beesay? Buz buz.

Doofusaywat? What? You doofus.

This morning I saw a duckdo. What’s a duckdo? Waddles and yells “Quack Quack!”

Can you grab me a hammerfor? What’s a hammerfor? For banging nails, you dummy.

Hey, have you seen my dopted anywhere? What’s a dopted? You, silly!’

Man, that tunado reeks. What’s a tunado? Swims about, snacking on sardines.

Did you hear about grassay? What’s grassay? Photosynthesis, photosynthesis.

Have you seen the stuff at acarsay? What’s acarsay? Vroom, vroom.