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40 Best Mardi Gras Jokes for Kids and Adults

40 Best Mardi Gras Jokes for Kids and Adults

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Let the good times roll with some Mardi Gras jokes! If you want to be the life of the party during Mardi Gras, try passing around some of these clever puns and jokes. The final day of excess before Lent begins is Fat Tuesday, often known as Mardi Gras. If you’re looking for some humorous Mardi Gras jokes related to the delicious food enjoyed on this wonderful festival, these are a great pick.

Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday Jokes

Let them eat king cake!

Nothing beads Mardi Gras fun!

Anyone who steals my gumbo this holiday will roux the day!

Life’s batter with King cake!

Who’s your crawdaddy?

Always aim to be the life of the Mardi!

Can I bayou a Mardi Gras drink?

Where have you beignet all my life?

Talk about a party fit for a king!

In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m kind of a bead deal.

Moon pies put me in a good ala mode!

This drink will rock you like a hurricane!

Could this bead any more fun?!

Mardi Gras in New Orleans? Haven’t beignet, but I’d love to party!

Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!

Crawfish boils make my tastebuds cray-zy happy!

I feel the need, the need for beads!

What does an elderly New Orleanian chef call his wife on Mardi Gras? His old bae!

What did the king cake say to the fork? Wanna piece of me?

What did the Old Bay say to the crawfish? ‘Tis the seasoning, to be boiling!

What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras? I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy!

What does a Frenchman say to a crawfish at a boil? Off with his head!

What do you call gumbo that doesn’t turn out quite right? Meaty okra!

What did the NOLA chef say to the shrimp on Mardi Gras? You’re just a prawn in my gamey etouffee!

How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras? Shellfish!

How did the crawfish respond to the Old Bay? Awww, snap!

Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans? Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders!

What did the donut say when he decided to not go to the French bistro on Mardi Gras? Beignet, done that!

What did the crawfish say to the guy who invited him to hang out in a hot tub on Mardi Gras? Boy, you cray cray!

What do you call a haunted Mardi Gras parade float? A Boo Krewe!

What are the best Mardi Gras decorations? The doubloons!

What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade? I like big beads and I cannot lie!

Why should you aim to be like the Mardi Gras Parade? It has all the right moves!

What brand of underwear should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations? Fruit of Doubloon!

Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras? Because that’s when they fast!

Where do bees go to celebrate Mardi Gras? The Big Bees-y!

What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday? Let them eat king cake!

Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday? The person who’s the life of the Mardi!