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Best 45 Funny Minnesota Jokes and Puns You Will Love

Best 45 Funny Minnesota Jokes and Puns You Will Love

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Forty-five hilarious Minnesota puns and jokes that will make you guffaw out loud. Clean tales about Minnesota that are appropriate for children and their companions to read.

These Wisconsin anecdotes are certain to provoke belly laughs. You will enjoy these quips if you have an affinity for the Minnesota Vikings, Hot Dish, accents, the Wild, Winter, Gopher, Nice, Twins, or State Fair. Additionally, the distinctions between Minnesota and neighboring states such as Wyoming, Illinois, and Duluth are examined.

Minnesota Jokes One-Liner

The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl

New York is where you find the Big Apple. Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.

What state is named after a small drink? Minnesota

Is the Big Apple in Minnesota? No, but the Minneapolis.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota.

Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that’s where the mini apple is!

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!

In Minnesota, it gets so cold… …that you can eat softserve directly from the udder!

You know it’s cold in Minnesota when…. Everyone goes to ice arena to warm up.

Did you hear that people in Minnesota are very excited this year? summer is forecasted to be on a weekend!

Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you’ve been choking for 50 years, you’d be purple too!

I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited. Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.

Why doesn’t the NFL give Iowa a professional football team? Because then Minnesota would want one.

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

Why don’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal? Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!

Why don’t University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common? Neither one has a title

What do you call a midget cop who talks a lot in Minnesota? A Minneapolis( mini yap police).

I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson… They need a good Switch Hitter!

How do you make University of Minnesota cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

How do you casterate an Minnesota Gophers fan? Kick his sister in the mouth

Whats the difference between the Minnesota Gophers and cheerios? One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

Why do Minnesota students have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First!

Why did the duck go to the Twin Cities? Because it wanted a mini-soda.

What do you get when you drive quickly through the Minnesota Gophers campus? An undergraduate degree.

Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Minnesota? They cause too much brain damage!

What does a Mankato grad call a Gopher grad in 5 years. Boss!

I’m not saying Golden Gophers basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Why is “The Wave” banned in TCF Bank Stadium? Two Gophers fans drowned last year.

Why did the Minnesota regents decide to cover TCF Bank Stadium in cardboard? Because the Golden Gophers always look better on paper.

What happens when blondes move from Michigan to Minnesota? Both states become smarter!

Why aren’t Mavericks cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? They stick to the ground.

Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota Sucks

What does a girl from Minnesota do if she’s not in bed by 10pm? Go Home.

Why do Gophers basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? Because it’s the closet they will come to getting a “Degree”.

Why do Mankato Mavericks students have such beautiful noses? They’re hand picked.

Why did Minnesota disband its water polo team? All the horses drowned.

What’s the difference between a Mankato diploma and toilet paper? About $80,000 per sheet.

What does it say on the back of every Normandale Community College diploma? Will Work For Food.

Why did the Normandale Community College grad cross the road? Better question why is he out of jail?

How does a dumb blonde get into college? She applies to Minnesota State University.

Why should the Minnesota Golden Gophers change their uniforms to Orange? So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.

What’s the one thing that keeps Gophers basketball players from graduating? Going to Class.