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Top 45 Motorcycle Jokes and Puns For Riders

Top 45 Motorcycle Jokes and Puns For Riders

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This webpage contains quips about motorcycles. This establishment is ideal for those in search of amusement. These jokes pertain to motorcycles, their operators, and any subject matter associated with the automotive industry. Laugh out loud at the forty-five amusing motorcycle puns and jokes. Motorcycle-themed vehicle jokes that are wholesome and appropriate for children and their companions.

Funny Motorcycle Jokes One-Liner

Riding a motorcycle requires a lot of horsepower.

I love the smell of gas in the morning… from my motorcycle, of course!

I’m not great at riding a motorcycle, but I’m tire-d of being bad at it.

Friends are like motorcycles. Because I wish I had a motorcycle.

The motorcycle loved travelling on just a single tire. He thought it was wheely cool.

I used to be a motorcycle courier. Man those things are heavy.

My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my motorcycle. I rode on, ruthlessly.

Whenever I say motorcycle jokes, people laugh out loud. It feels like a Triumph every time.

Motorcycles may be fast, but sometimes they need a little push to get going.

It’s important to keep a tight grip on the handlebars when you’re riding on a motorcycle.

They say motorcycles are dangerous, but I just think they’re ride-iculous.

I don’t always ride a motorcycle, but when I do I feel like a rebel without a cause.

Sometimes I feel like I’m living life on the wrong side of the road… of a motorcycle.

My motorcycle is my steed, and I am its knight in shining leather.

It’s important to stay balanced on a motorcycle… both physically and mentally.

When I’m on my motorcycle, I feel like I’m on top of the world… and slightly above the ground.

I’m not sure if I’m ready for a lifetime commitment, but I am ready to ride a motorcycle on the open road.

The best way to make a motorcycle your own is to give it a custom paint job… or just name it.

There’s something about the wind in my hair… and the bugs in my teeth that just screams motorcycle ride.

When I’m riding a motorcycle, I don’t have a care in the world… except for maybe a few potholes.

I was in a motorcycle accident and now I’m feeling wheel-y sore.

The best way to pick up chicks is on a motorcycle – it’s chick magnet.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling adventurous, I like to switch gears on my motorcycle.

The key to a good ride is steady handling… on a motorcycle, that is.

When you’re riding a motorcycle, you need to be leather-prepared.

What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.

I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.

Beware of a new E-bay scam I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me motorcycle parts
Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man’s grizzled voice

What’s the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle… I wear protection.

I can’t think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle. At least not right off the top of my head.

Whats an alcoholic motorcycle’s favorite drink? RUUUMrumrumrumrumrumrumRUMRUUUUMMMrumrumrum

What’s the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen? One is a cupid stunt and the others a….

Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.

Friends are like motorcycles… ‘Cause I wish I had a motorcycle

Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? a Yamahahahaha

What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha

Why do motorcycles fall over? Because they’re too tired.

Why can’t the motorcycle get up on its own? It’s two tired.

Why won’t my motorcycle run? Because it’s two tired.

Why did the motorcycle stay at home? It was two-tired

Why couldn’t the motorcycle make it home? Because it was two tired.

I don’t snore, I dream I’m a motorcycle. And that’s why I wake up exhausted.

Motorcycles are fast… …despite being both two tired and exhausted.

I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle… But I can’t afford all the shirts.

Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don’t answer to nobody.

Why can’t motorcycles go faster? They’re two tired.