Top 50 Pillow Puns and Jokes For Sleepy Guys

Would you want to have a funny story to read before you go to sleep? Our assortment of pillow puns is sure to satisfy your needs. You can’t help but laugh and feel better after reading these humorous one-liners. If you enjoy clever comedy or enjoy creative wordplay, you’re going to love our collection of more than 55 puns. Everyone can find their favorite jokes here, from lighthearted ones to the most humorous ones about sleep. So unwind, pick from our large collection of pillow puns, and prepare for a pillow fight of fun!

Pillow Puns One-Liner

I asked my pillow if it wanted a snack. It said, “No, thanks I’m stuffed”.

Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow last night. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

A friend’s dog swallowed a pillow. The vet has described its condition as comfortable.

Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my pillow. Think I was sleep-woking again.

If you challenged Death to a pillow fight instead of a game of chess, what would the reaper cushions be?

I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.

A friend of mine keeps a ruler on his pillow to see how long he sleeps for.

Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a coin there instead. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about ‘how childish I am’. But she didn’t know the password to my pillow fort so she couldn’t get in.

The police asked me why I was carrying so many pillows. I told them I was resisting a rest.

What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.

What do two feathers talk about during the night? It’s mostly pillow talk.

What looses a head every morning but gets it back every night? A pillow

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases? They’re really making headlines.

Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow at night? So she would have sweet dreams.

What did the pillow say to the quilt? You’re really comforting, let’s stick together.

To the person who stole my pillow. I will not rest until I find you.

I was going to buy a new pillow. But I decided I better sleep on it first.

I wrote an article on pillows. It was really just a fluff piece.

I bought some memory foam pillows. But I’ve forgotten where I left them.

My wife bought 8 pillows for our bed claiming it’s a necessary aesthetic. But I think it’s unnecessary fluff.

Who puts money under a deer’s pillow? The hoof fairy.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Look out pillow.

How soft is Bill Gate’s pillow? Microsoft.

Dreamt I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.

I was caught cheating in our pillow fight. They sent me to execution.

How does a pillow apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for all the shams I’ve caused.”

What did the pillow say to the blanket on a cold day? “We make the dream team when we’re together.”

Why did the pillow never get into trouble? It knew how to pillow-ize situations.

What do you call a pillow with strong opinions? A firm believer.

Did you hear about the pillow that won an award? It was recognized for its outstanding comforta-bility.

Why did the pillow take up gardening? It liked seeing things bloom, even its dreams.

What did one pillow say to the other at a party? “You’re really plush company!”

Why did the pillow use a fake identity? It wanted to protect its true down-filled self.

What’s a pillow’s favorite dance move? The fluff-and-shake.

Did you hear about the pillow that became a rapper? It had the smoothest pillow flows.

I bought a pillow that looks like a loaf of bread. It’s perfect for a late-night snack!

My pillow said I was too hot to handle. It was just trying to fluff my ego!

Why did the pillow refuse to go on vacation? It didn’t want to leave its pillow fort behind!

My pillow always knows the best bedtime stories. It’s a real pillowcase of emotions!

I tried to have a deep conversation with my pillow, but it just kept stuffing its feelings down!

Why was the pillow frightened at the comedy show? It couldn’t stop bursting with laughter!

My pillow loves to make puns. It’s always trying to cushion the blow!

What did the pillow say when it fell in love? “You make my heart fluff!

Why did the pillow go to school? It wanted to improve its polyester skills!

I gave my pillow some coffee. Now it’s wide-awake for a long night’s sleep!

I bought a pillowcase with a zipper, but I couldn’t find the keys to unlock it!

My pillow always seems to get flat no matter what. It’s definitely not getting enough beauty sleep!

Why did the pillow complain about its online shopping experience? It ended up with a bunch of pillowcases it didn’t need!

What did one pillow say to the other during a pillow fight? “I’m going to cushion the blow!”

I’m trying to start a pillow club, but everyone just keeps falling asleep during the meetings!

My pillow keeps asking deep philosophical questions. It’s always searching for the meaning of plush!

My pillow and I had an argument. It was just a lot of pillow talk!

Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too many pillow fights unresolved!

My pillow has a really cool job. It’s a headrest on the set of a television show!

What did the pillow say to the blanket? “Don’t smother me with your love!”