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Top 50 Roasting Jokes and Lines For Your Friends

Top 50 Roasting Jokes and Lines For Your Friends

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Most Savage Roasting JokesTo Tell Your Friends

Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Don’t you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?

Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you’ll be pretty on the inside too.

Being a bitch is a tough job but someone has to do it.

My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.

You’re entitled to your incorrect opinion.

You’re so real. A real ass.

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Where’s your off button?

Is your drama going to an intermission soon?

Acting like a prick doesn’t make yours grow bigger.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bitch!

I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a dog.

My business is my business. Unless you’re a thong, get out of my ass.

It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.

I don’t sugarcoat shit. I’m not Willy Wonka.

You’re so ugly that instead of seeing a doctor when you get sick, you go to the local vet.

You’re so ugly that when you stuck your head outside your car window, you were arrested by the police for mooning.

You’re so ugly that whenever you sit down on sand all the nearby cats come and try to bury you.

You are so ugly that when you went swimming the tide wouldn’t bring you back to shore.

You’re so ugly that when you were born your mother asked “how does my little treasure look”, and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.

You’re so ugly that people don’t mind when you park your car in the handicapped spot.

You’re so ugly that even the police sketcher was too scared to draw you.

You’re so ugly that as soon as your mother went into labor, all of the hospital staff went on strike.

You’re so ugly that Freddy Krueger has nightmares about your face.

You are so ugly that you make onions cry.

You are so ugly that you made Kanye West go East just so that he didn’t need to see your face.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

I’m so embarrassed by you, that I can’t take you even to my colony.

Every air that goes into you dies. And the one who gets out of you kills others.

I just chose to hang out with you because you’re ugly than me. And, this way I look better.

I wish I could beat you. But you’ve no one to take care of you. That’s still me.

No matter how many times you roll your eyes, you won’t find anything in your head.

I’m not sure… whether you’re too dumb to understand that or I’m just too good at Ignoring you.

I hope for the day when say something good and I win the lottery. But, that’s never going to happen.

Everything is changing, but not you, my friend. You’re the same, like always.

I have a bunch of short guys as friends, just to look taller.

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck it back in.

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old shit.

I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is rude in most social situations.

You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.

You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer

I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.