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45 Funny Stupid Jokes For Kids You Will Love

45 Funny Stupid Jokes For Kids You Will Love

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Jokes are a kid-friendly staple. Some imaginative kids can think of their own, but more often than not, they have to steal ideas from somewhere. We could all need a good laugh during this chaotic time. For your convenience, we have compiled a collection of humorous, kid-friendly jokes based on various topics such as birthdays, pirates, holidays, and even animals.

Stupid Jokes For Kids One-Liner

What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.

Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

What kind of dog does a magician have? A Labracadabrador!

Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the moo-vies!

Why couldn’t the pony sing “Happy Birthday?” Because she was just a little hoarse!

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!

Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts

How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.

What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday.

What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older.

Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It’s roar birthday.

Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it.

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one? No, they both burn shorter.

Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer? It was a pound cake.