80 Funny Knee Puns and Jokes You Will Love

Aside from entertaining knee puns and medical puns, this site also features terms that sound like knee and knee puns themselves. Warning: these could be a bit corny, but if you’re like knee humor, you’ll have a good time.

After you read and laugh at knee puns, you’ll have plenty of chances to practice them, so why not challenge a friend to a knee pun?

Crazy Knee Puns One-Liner

• “I’m on the ‘mend-knee’ after my surgery!”
• “My knee surgery went ‘knee-tastically’ well!”
• “Time to ‘knee-lax’ and recover from surgery!”
• “I’m on a ‘knee-ded’ path to full recovery!”
• “Knee surgery? ‘Nailed it’!”
• “I’m putting my best ‘knee-forward’ for recovery!”
• “Knee-sy Does It: Taking it easy post-surgery!”
• “Knee-ding Some TLC: Treating my knee right after surgery!”
• “No ‘knee-d’ to worry, I’m healing well!”
• “Knee-deep in Recovery: Taking it one step at a time!”
• “Knee-ding Your Support: Thanks for being there during my surgery!”
• “A ‘knee-mendous’ journey to recovery!”
• I’m on my knees for this deal!
• This joke is knee-slapping hilarious!
• Don’t take life for granted, bend the knee sometimes.
• I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes, his knee is killing him!
• That was so bad, it was knee-jerk funny.
• My knee hurts, that’s no fallacy, need some ice therapy.
• Feeling weak? Don’t be blue, get your knee checked at the doctor’s, boo hoo.
• Knee-tastic day to you, my friend, hope your happiness will never end.
• Life is full of ups and downs, just like kneecaps in clown towns.

Crazy Knee Puns Long

• My knee loves to groove. It’s got some serious knee-shaking moves.
• I told my knee to stay strong, and it said it kneeded the encouragement.
• My knee wants to be a superhero. It’s got some serious knee-powers.
• I asked my knee if it wanted to join a dance crew, and it said it kneeded some time to think.
• My knee is always up for an adventure. It’s got some serious knee-citement.
• I told my knee to take it easy, but it said it kneeded to keep moving.
• My knees told me they wanted a raise, but I had to put my foot down.
• Why did the knee go to school? To get a little knowledge under its patella.
• My knee has been feeling a little kneedy lately.
• I knee-ded a break, so I decided to sit down.
• My knee wants to be a comedian. It’s got some knee-slapping jokes.
• My knee is always on the ball. It’s got a lot of patella-bility.
• My knee told me it’s got a secret. It’s got a lot of knee-gotiations going on.
• My knee is a true team player. It always helps me keep my feet on the ground.
• My knee has a great sense of humor. It always cracks me up.
• I asked my knee what its favorite vegetable was, and it said it loved cauliflower (knee-d).
• My knee is a great listener. It always bends over backward to hear me out.
• My knee told me it’s the key to my happiness. It’s got some good knee-ology.
• The knee is the overachiever of the leg. It always goes above and beyond.
• I tried to make friends with my knee, but it kept giving me the cold patella.
• My knee always wants to take the lead. It’s got a lot of drive.
• I told my knee to keep it together, but it just went to pieces.
• My knee is a great multitasker. It can bend and flex like nobody’s business.
• My knee thinks it’s the center of attention. It’s got some serious knee-diness.
• I asked my knee to do the limbo, but it said it had no leg for that.
• My knee thinks it’s a superstar. It’s got some serious knee-celebrity status.
• I told my knee a secret, and it said it would keep it under its patella hat.
• My knee loves to play hide and seek. It’s got some serious knee-dexterity.
• I asked my knee what its favorite musical instrument was, and it said the knee-tar.
• When I told my knee a joke, it had a cracking response.
• The knee always has a leg up on the competition.
• I asked my knee if it wanted to dance, but it said it had no joint for that.
• I told my knee to keep pushing forward, and it said it kneeded the motivation.
• My knee thinks it’s a philosopher. It’s got some serious knee-sights.
• My knee loves a good challenge. It’s got some serious knee-determination.
• I asked my knee if it wanted to join a circus, and it said it kneeded a tightrope.
• My knee has a great work ethic. It’s got some serious knee-dication.
• My knee is always up for a race. It’s got some serious knee-speed.
• I told my knee it’s got a big heart. It’s got some serious knee-dness.
• My knee loves to cook. It’s got some serious knee-dle skills.

Knee Captions

• “Knee-d deep in wanderlust, exploring the world one step at a time.”
• “Celebrating the small victories with a knee-high-five.”
• “With my knees as my compass, I’m ready for whatever comes my way.”
• “Taking life one step at a time, or should I say, one knee at a time?”
• “Embracing the challenges with my knees in full stride.”
• “Knee-laxing and letting go of all the stress.”
• “Finding my balance, one knee at a time.”
• “Knee-deep in gratitude for every step along the way.”
• “Capturing the beauty of the world from a kneeful perspective.”
• “Living life on the edge, but always keeping my knees steady.”
• “Chasing sunsets with my knees as my faithful companions.”
• “Knee-slapping adventures await around every corner.”
• “Stepping into new opportunities with knees full of confidence.”
• “Just kneeding a little vitamin sea.”
• “Knee-d deep in adventure.”
• “When life gets tough, kneel and pray.”
• “Knee-ds up, worries down.”
• “Hiking my way to new heights, one knee at a time.”
• “Knee-ds to the sky, dreams on the rise.”
• “Enjoying the journey, knee by knee.”